I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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