D3 body, D1 cock
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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