i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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