At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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