hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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