i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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