respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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