How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ketchup is God's man juice
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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