"it" just moved
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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