I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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