I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's always time for handjobs
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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