I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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