I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.