think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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