I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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