quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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