so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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