what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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