Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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