she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You're a waste of cheezeits
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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