His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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