I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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