did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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