I just saw a hot homeless man
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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