that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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