Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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