there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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