:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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