Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.