I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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