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• (510): View more from California

  It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...

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• (818): View more from California

  You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar

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• (716): View more from New York

  I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."

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