video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER