i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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