guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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