I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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