suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.