Apparently you make a good broom.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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