You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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