Duck Duck Cougar?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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