watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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