i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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