The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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