so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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