omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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