So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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