she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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