Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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