What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
