the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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