i think i have two assholes
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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