I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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