Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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