So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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