i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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