if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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