Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
two words...techno handjob
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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